Pleasure Principles

A collection of musings on materials, methods, and the art of feeling good.

The Case for Ceramic

Why this ancient material is surprisingly modern.

Let's be honest, there are... options. But ceramic isn't just another material; it's a statement. It's the difference between fast fashion and slow, intentional craft. It's choosing earth over plastic, substance over superficial slickness.

Body Heat Savvy

Ceramic doesn't just tolerate your temperature; it embraces it, becoming an extension of your own warmth. Less shock, more awe.

Substantial Presence

This isn't flimsy stuff. The inherent weight feels intentional, grounding. It has presence, much like that one relative everyone avoids at parties.

Immaculately Smooth

Fired at infernal temperatures, the surface is glassy and non-porous. Easy to clean, hard to corrupt. Like a politician's promises, but actually true.

Pure & Unbothered

Naturally hypoallergenic and free from weird chemicals. Because your sensitive bits deserve better than a science experiment.

Image: Ceramic whispering sweet nothings

Keeping It Sacred (and Clean)

Treat your Claydo piece like the revered artifact it is.

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The Ritual Wash

  • Warm water, mild soap. Before and after each... encounter.
  • Rinse thoroughly. No lingering evidence.
  • Air dry completely on a clean towel. Patience, grasshopper.
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Forbidden Acts

  • No harsh chemicals, bleach, or abrasives. Respect the clay.
  • Not dishwasher safe. Unless you enjoy expensive shards.
  • Avoid extreme temperature shocks. It finds them stressful.
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Sacred Storage

  • Use the provided pouch. It's like a tiny sleeping bag of dignity.
  • Keep cool and dry, away from lesser objects.
  • Handle with care. Dropping it is considered poor form.

Further Musings

Consider this your required reading for advanced pleasure.

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Materials & MusingsJune 15, 2023

Why This Dirt is Different: The Allure of Ceramic

Forget plastic fantastic. Explore the earthy elegance and surprising sensuality of high-fired ceramic.

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Pleasure PrinciplesMay 22, 2023

Hot & Cold: A Ceramic Guide to Feeling Things

Unlock new dimensions of sensation. Ceramic doesn't just warm up; it remembers the cold, too.

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Wellness & WitchcraftApril 10, 2023

Beyond Bubble Baths: Crafting Your Pleasure Ritual

Elevate self-care from chore to ceremony. Because reclaiming your pleasure is a quietly radical act.

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Materials & MusingsMarch 5, 2023

The Great Debate: Earth vs. Lab

Ceramic and silicone walk into a bar... A no-nonsense (okay, some nonsense) look at your material options.

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